A friend email this to me

INSTALLING  A HUSBAND

Dear  Tech Support
 ,

Last  year I upgraded from
Boyfriend  5.0  to Husband  1.0  and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,  particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated  flawlessly under Boyfriend  5.0
  

In addition,
Husband  1.0
 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:  
·
 Romance  9.5 and  
·
 Personal  Attention 6.5,
 

and then installed undesirable programs such as :  

·
   Formula 1.0,  
·
 NFL  3.0
 and   Motorcycles  4.1  

Also
 Conversation 8.0  no longer runs, and Housecleaning  2.6  simply crashes the system.
 

·
 Please  note that I have tried running
Nagging  5.3  to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?  

Signed,
Desperate  
 

DEAR  DESPERATE
 ,

First, keep in mind,
·
 Boyfriend  5.0  is an Entertainment Package, while
·
 Husband  1.0
 is an operating system.

Please enter command:  
ithoughtyoulovedme.html
 and  try to download
Tears  6.2  and do not forget to install the Guilt  3.0 update.  
·
 If  that application works as designed , Husband  1.0  should then automatically run the applications Jewelry  2.0  and Flowers  3.5.

However,  remember, overuse of the above application can cause  
Husband  1.0  to default to  Grumpy  Silence 2.5  , Happy  Hour 7.0  or Beer  6.1  .
·
 Please  note that Beer  6.1  is a very bad program that will download the Farting  and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever  you do,
DO  NOT  under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law  1.0  (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of  all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to  reinstall the
Boyfriend  5.0  -program. These are unsupported applications and will crash  Husband  1.0
 .

In summary,
Husband  1.0
 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new  applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to  improve memory and performance. We recommend
·
 Cooking  3.0  and
·
 Hot  Lingerie 7.7.

Good  Luck!
Tech  Support

Hahahaha this is good joke. It's sort of truth in life for some. Thanks for sharing.

Need more RAM --this will fix all the nagging, cleaning, flowers and snoring.

But if you put too much RAM in it will make your wife disappear altogther.

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