INSTALLING Â A HUSBAND
Dear  Tech Support  ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend  5.0  to Husband  1.0  and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,  particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated  flawlessly under Boyfriend  5.0 Â
In addition, Husband  1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Â
·  Romance  9.5 and Â
·  Personal  Attention 6.5, Â
and then installed undesirable programs such as : Â
·   Formula 1.0, Â
·  NFL  3.0  and   Motorcycles 4.1 Â
Also  Conversation 8.0  no longer runs, and Housecleaning  2.6  simply crashes the system. Â
·  Please  note that I have tried running Nagging  5.3  to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do? Â
Signed,
Desperate Â
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DEAR Â DESPERATE Â ,
First, keep in mind,
·  Boyfriend  5.0  is an Entertainment Package, while
·  Husband  1.0  is an operating system.
Please enter command:  ithoughtyoulovedme.html  and  try to download Tears  6.2  and do not forget to install the Guilt  3.0 update. Â
·  If  that application works as designed , Husband  1.0  should then automatically run the applications Jewelry  2.0  and Flowers  3.5.
However,  remember, overuse of the above application can cause  Husband  1.0  to default to  Grumpy  Silence 2.5  , Happy  Hour 7.0  or Beer  6.1  .
·  Please  note that Beer  6.1  is a very bad program that will download the Farting  and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever  you do, DO  NOT  under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law  1.0  (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of  all your .)
In addition, please do not attempt to  reinstall the Boyfriend  5.0  -program. These are unsupported applications and will crash  Husband  1.0  .
In summary, Husband  1.0  is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new  applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to  improve memory and performance. We recommend
·  Cooking  3.0  and
·  Hot  Lingerie 7.7.
Good  Luck!
Tech  Support
Last update on January 17, 1:50 am by Amra . អាំរ៉ា.
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